2017 JAN: A Time to Laugh

Jessica was taking her afternoon nap on New Year’s eve, just before the festivities. After she woke up, she confided to Max, her husband.

I’ve just dreamed that you gave me a diamond ring for New Year’s present. What do you think it means?

“Aha, you’ll know tonight.” answered Max smiling broadly.

When the clock chimed at midnight Max approached Jessica and handed her a beautifully wrapped package.

Delighted and excited, she opened it.

There in her hand rested a book entitled, The Meaning of Dreams.


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