SIGNS: LOST IN TRANSLATION?
Bucharest Hotel Lift:
This lift is being fixed for the next day.
Today, we regret that you will be unbearable.
Oslo Hotel:
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
Hong Kong Boutique:
Ladies may have a fit upstairs
Bangkok Taxi:
Safety first.
Please put on seat-belts and prepare for accident.
Moscow Cemetery:
You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian composers, artists and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
CHILDREN
Two Seven year old’s were Bragging about Their Intelligence.
“When I was eight months old, I could walk.”
“You call that smart.”
“When I was that old I let them carry me.”
Mother:
Our kids always ask me questions about God, health and sex.
What do they ask you when you are alone with them?”
Father:
Where’s Mummy?
THREE PROFESSORS WALKED DOWN THE ROAD TO THE TRAIN STATION.
They were so absorbed in conversation that they did not realise the train was departing until the conductor shouted
…All Aboard!
.
As the train moved!
TWO PROFESSORS JUMPED ABOARD.
THE THIRD BEGAN TO LAMENT ALOUD.
The station master said,
……..“NEVER MIND, TWO OUT OF THREE MADE IT.”
.
“But those two came to see me off.”
SENIOR CITIZEN
Paula, was visiting her GP.
Dr Ross, Attempted to summarise Paula’s health problems.Now Paula, you have:
• Shooting Pains in your Neck,
• Aching Knees,
• Frequent Dizzy Spells,
• and Occasional Nausea.
Really!
I see that you also have slight memory loss!
