A Time to Laugh September 2017

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In A Long Island Shop:

Guitar, for sale…. Cheap………. no strings attached.

In Hospital Waiting Room:

Smoking Helps You Lose Weight … One Lung At A Time!

Sales Conference.

Therapy Session.

On a bulletin board attendee posted:

Success Is Relative. The more The Success, The more The Relatives.

Attendee shares…

I Read About The Evils Of Drinking this week… So that very hour I Gave Up Reading.

Getting Older.

Changes of Life.

My Grandfather Is Eighty!

Still Doesn’t Need Glasses…. He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.

You Know Your kids Have Grown Up:

When Your Daughter Begins To Put On Lipstick or when your Son starts To wipe It Off.

Business Signs…

Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget… Please do Pay In Advance.

If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive… Don’t Stand In Her Way.

Men!…

Behind Every Great Man:

There Is A… Surprised Woman.

The Reason Men Lie Is Because:

Women… Ask too Many Questions.

The Truth is Out…

Laugh And The World Laughs With You:

Snore And… You sleep Alone.

The Surest Sign That Intelligent Life Exists Elsewhere In The Universe:

Is The Fact… That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us.

Catch the customers…

Sign At A Barber’s Saloon in Detroit :

We Need Your Heads… To Run Our Business.

Environmental Sign In A Restaurant:

All Drinking Water In This Establishment… Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager.