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Simon at School.
Teacher: Simon, do you pray before eating?
Simon: No, Sir. My Mom’s a very good cook.
Boy’s Eye View!
A man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee the city. They were not to look back but she did and was turned into salt.
Little Boy: What happened to the flea?
Anyone knows the names of the twin boys in the Bible?
“That’s easy. 1 and 2 Samuel.”
What is the chief end of man?
“The end that’s got the head on.”
Can you tell me what the Indians in North America call their leaders?
“Chiefs.”
“Correct. And their wives?”
“Mischiefs.”
Job Seeker:
Employment application blanks always ask who is to be called in case of an emergency. I think you should write, ‘An ambulance.’
Lost & Found:
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
Did you ever notice:
The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL.
When you put the 2 words ‘ The’ and ‘ IRS ‘ together it spells ‘Theirs…’
Aging:
Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
Ah! Being young is beautiful but being old is comfortable.
Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.
The older you get the tougher it is to lose weight because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
