Going to 2 am lecture
An elderly man driving his car, was stopped by the police around 2 am and asked what he was doing at that time of night.
The man replied. ”I’m on my way to a lecture on alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body as well as smoking and staying up late.”
The officer exclaimed, “Who would be giving a lecture at this time of the night?”
The man replied. “That would be my wife.” 
