My husband is so polite.
He always takes his Shoes off.
Before he puts his Feet on the Table.
2 Signs in 1 Shops in the Mall
WE MAKE SAUSAGES FOR THE QUEEN
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!
How’s you new girl friend?
Terrific! We are very happy together”
“What makes you think that?”
“She adores me and so do I.”
Bert was attending a service of thanksgiving in the church of his close friend
The pastor had appealed for a generous offering. Bert hurriedly took from his wallet a $1 note and slipped it in the basket. Just then a man from behind him tapped his shoulder and handed him three $50 notes. Bert beckoned one of the stewards and with a proud smile put these notes into the basket. He then turned round to the man behind him and thanked him for his generosity. He replied, “Don’t mention it. Next time be more careful about your cash. The $50 notes were dropped from your pocket”.
