Can’t stop laughing. Just love these kids and Children are quick and always speak their minds!
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JUST LOVE THESE KIDS
TEACHER: How old is your father?
… KID: He is 6 years.
TEACHER: What? How is this possible?
… KID: He became father only when I was born.
? … “LOGIC!!” … ?
… KID: He is 6 years.
TEACHER: What? How is this possible?
… KID: He became father only when I was born.
? … “LOGIC!!” … ?
QUICK AND ALWAYS SPEAK THEIR MINDS
TEACHER: Joseph, go to the map and find North America .
… JOSEPH: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
… CLASS: Joseph.
… JOSEPH: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
… CLASS: Joseph.
TEACHER: Wale, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
… WALE: You told me to do it without using the tables.
… WALE: You told me to do it without using the tables.
TEACHER: Adigun , how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
… ADIGUN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
… ADIGUN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
… ADIGUN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
… ADIGUN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
TEACHER: Rebecca , what is the chemical formula for water?
… REBECCA : H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
… REBECCA: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
… REBECCA : H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
… REBECCA: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
TEACHER: Moses, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
… MOSES: Me!
… MOSES: Me!
TEACHER: Abraham, why do you always get so dirty?
… ABRAHAM: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
… ABRAHAM: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Peter , do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
… PETER: Because George still had the axe in his hand……
… PETER: Because George still had the axe in his hand……
TEACHER: Kehinde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s.. Did you copy his?
… KEHINDE: No sir, It’s the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
… KEHINDE: No sir, It’s the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
TEACHER: Femi, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
… FEMI: A teacher
__________… FEMI: A teacher
PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!
LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL’S MEDICINE!!
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