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The Warden of a theological college caught a student climbing over the wall after lock-up time.
“O God!” cried the student.
“No!” replied the Warden, “Just his accredited agent.”
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A man staggered up to the Pastor after a wild dinner party.
“Where the hell have I met you before?”
“I don’t know” replied the Pastor with a smile, “What part of hell do you come from?”
GIRL AT CONFESSION:
Father, I have committed the most horrible sin.
I looked at the mirror this morning and said, ’Polly, you’re the prettiest girl in the world.’
PRIEST:
Go away Polly!
That’s not a terrible sin. “That’s just a gross error.”
