Investment Banker
The difference between a pigeon and an Investment Banker.
The pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW.
Bank Balance
The problem with an investment bank balance is that in the LEFT side, nothing is right and on the RIGHT side, nothing is left.
ATM Machine
A woman was seen struggling to withdraw cash from the ATM machine. After several failed attempts, she walked away in disgust and muttered to the man next in line, “Don’t bother. All it can say is, Insufficient Funds.”
Mother to Father
Mother to Father, “Our kids always ask me questions about God, prayer, health and sex. What do they ask you?”
“Where’s Mummy?”
