A Sign in a Podiatrist’s Office
LIGHT-HEARTED
A Sign over a Gynaecologist’s Office
A Sign in a Shoe Repair Store in Vancouver That Read
Applied Psychology
A College student was delivering pizza in order to supplement his income. … Continue Reading
Translate “Out of sight, out of mind”
At a large international business conference, the head of a particular computer company was boasting about the ability of his machines to produce accurate translations for the delegates. The computer had to translate a common English phrase into Russian and… Continue Reading
The Light of the World
Seven children were coached to recite the seven “I ams” in John’s Gospel. Ten year old Hilary was assigned John 8:12 where Jesus said, On the night when church members came to watch their kids perform, Hilary became nervous and… Continue Reading
The Methodists, the Baptists and the Presbyterian
The Methodists and the Baptists gained new members 6 + 8 but the Presbyterian Minister did the best of all they… Continue Reading
PUNS – the lowest form of wit?
I did a theatrical performance about puns; it was just a play on words. Smaller babies may be delivered by storks but heavier ones by cranes. I’m glad I know sign language. It’s pretty handy. You may… Continue Reading
2015 OCT: Light hearted October
Child: Isn’t it true that when we sin, we become short? Mother: No, Tom. Of course not. What makes you say that? Child: Romans 3:23. “For all have sinned and come short…” Sunday school kid: Is it true that… Continue Reading
2015 AUG: Light hearted August
A magician went to the Entertainment centre for an interview. When asked his special feat, he replied, “Sawing people in two.” When asked about his siblings, he replied “I have three half-sisters and one half-brother.” A man was strolling around… Continue Reading
