Jessica was taking her afternoon nap on New Year’s eve, just before the festivities. After she woke up, she confided to Max, her husband. I’ve just dreamed that you gave me a diamond ring for New Year’s present. What do you… Continue Reading
Thinking he recognised an old friend, Ron said, “What happened to you Andy? You’ve lost weight. You’ve had so much hair before, now you’re almost bald. You used to have perfect eye sight, now you’re wearing glasses.” The man looked… Continue Reading
Ecclesiastes 3:4
a time to weep, and a time to laugh;
a time to mourn, and a time to dance. Continue Reading
THE BOSS The boss of a family business was throwing his weight around and insisted that his staff treated him with greater respect. One morning he brought a sign I AM THE BOSS and hung it on his office… Continue Reading
At a large international business conference, the head of a particular computer company was boasting about the ability of his machines to produce accurate translations for the delegates. The computer had to translate a common English phrase into Russian and… Continue Reading
Seven children were coached to recite the seven “I ams” in John’s Gospel. Ten year old Hilary was assigned John 8:12 where Jesus said, On the night when church members came to watch their kids perform, Hilary became nervous and… Continue Reading
The Methodists and the Baptists gained new members 6 + 8 but the Presbyterian Minister did the best of all they… Continue Reading
Child: Isn’t it true that when we sin, we become short? Mother: No, Tom. Of course not. What makes you say that? Child: Romans 3:23. “For all have sinned and come short…” Sunday school kid: Is it true that… Continue Reading
A magician went to the Entertainment centre for an interview. When asked his special feat, he replied, “Sawing people in two.” When asked about his siblings, he replied “I have three half-sisters and one half-brother.” A man was strolling around… Continue Reading
